Boobie Cactus

Botanical Name: Myrtillocactus geometrizans fukurokuryuzinboku

Common Names: Boobie Cactus, Titty Cactus

Description:

The Boobie Cactus is the definition of a conversation starter. This quirky, sculptural cactus grows in chunky, columnar segments with rounded “lobes” that give it its famously cheeky look. Its blue-green skin, slow growth pattern, and unique silhouette make it a standout in any collection — especially for plant parents who love a little personality with their prickles.

Watering:

Allow soil to dry 100% between waterings. This one likes to stay on the drier side — think “desert diva,” not “thirst trap.”

Lighting:

Loves a wide view of the sky with plenty of bright, indirect light. A splash of soft morning sun is welcome; harsh afternoon rays are not.

Pet Safety:

❌ Not pet friendly — plus, those spines are not cuddle-approved.

Fleurish Tip:

If you want that gorgeous blue-green glow to intensify, give it steady bright light and let it dry completely between drinks. This is a cactus that thrives on tough love… and good lighting.